ㅤㅤ ┈ᯓ𖹭 i couldn't possibly say anything about this movie that hasn't already been said, i just loved it, corniness and all 🫶 and it only took seeing 1603848 gay edits of it to finally watch. i can't rate this on how good of a horror movie it is because to be transparent i've only ever seen like 3 including this one but in general it was a fun watch 🙏

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ✎ . . . ❛ 𝒏𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒓𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝒊𝒏 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕. ❟ ㅤ٠࣪⭑ wow. what an artfully complex treat this was. i needed to make 2 loaves worth of sandwiches for work, which turns out is quite time consuming, so i decided to watch something at random from my watch list not realizing i was about to experience something so impactful. ㅤㅤㅤi should start this by saying if you don't like complex and melancholic stories this is probably not going to be your thing. the tone and pacing is a little slow, especially at the beginning, but oh man it is so worth the full watch. ㅤㅤㅤnot only was the movie itself great but i'm currently listening to the soundtrack on its own as i write this because it's 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 good. each piece complements the scene it's played in flawlessly and the intended emotions are musically conveyed so well. ㅤㅤㅤi won't talk too much about the story itself because i went in damn near blind and i think that's the best way to experience it but man i'm traumatized, 12/10. ㅤㅤ ✎ . . . ❛ 𝒉𝒎, 𝒊 𝒈𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒊𝒕 𝒈𝒐𝒆𝒔. 𝒊𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕... 𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝒘𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆. ❟

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ✎ . . . ❛ 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆, 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕; 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 ㅤㅤㅤ𝒏𝒐 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 ㅤㅤㅤ𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅. ㅤㅤㅤ𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒍𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕. ❟ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ٠࣪⭑ this was nice :] another piece of media i plucked out of my old pinterest boards and saved tiktok edits to finally view for myself in its entirety while making an onslaught of sandwiches for work mealprep. i enjoyed this a lot especially since it was honestly nothing like the tiktok edits made it out to be. story wise i was definitely expecting a barbie movie like fairy tale (i say this as anything but negativity on barbie movie stories btw) where the unicorn princess gets the prince and lives happily ever after yada yada. what i ended up with though was a nostalgic, dreamy life lesson with a cool take on loneliness and life itself instead? made for a much more entertaining watch and not what i had expected going in. upon further research it appears the source material for this movie was a book that i may need to put at the top of my already very long reading list. ㅤㅤㅤ ✎ . . . ❛ 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒂 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐'𝒔 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒔. ❟ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ— schmendrick the magician