i walk into the this cafe’s bathroom and not even 30 seconds in, someone starts knocking like fucking crazy. JESUS CHRIST I HAVENT EVEN UNTUCKED MY SHIRT YET. They aggressively start pushing the door, like… SORRY IT’S CLEARLY LOCKED BECAUSE SOMEONE IS INSIDE. And I ofc do my business in haste cause this person is probably about to shit on the floor. But then they keep pushing the door and shaking the doorknob like wtf is wrong with you? Do you want to share the toilet seat with me, do you want to SEE MY EVERYTHING, you fucking bozo!!! If this bathroom had double toilets, we could hold hands and sing KUMBAYA!! BUT NO. LEMME FINISH PISSING MYSELF