Arre yrr, mat puch! Aaj ka din? Din nahi, poora Survival Show tha 😮‍💨😮‍💨 Subah ki shuruwat hi dhokhe se hui. Alarm baja maine pyaar se snooze kiya, socha bas 'do minute' Agli baar aankh khuli toh laga zindagi nikal gayi haath se! Aisa bhaaga hoon main lag raha tha koi Olympic ki race hai bas medal ki jagah 'job bachani' thi Na chai naseeb hui na dhang ka naashta. Kaam pe pahuncha toh laga seedha jung ke maidan mein aa gaya hoon Ek taraf emails ki bomb-bari ho rahi thi doosri taraf boss ki expectations aasmaan chhu rahi thin Main wahaan beech mein baitha bas acting kar raha tha 😅 ki 'Haan sab control mein hai' jabki andar se dimaag ka dahi ho chuka tha. Dopahar 2 baje tak toh pet mein chuhe nahi dinosaurs daud rahe the. Aur sabse bada struggle! Yeh decide karna ki khana kya hai Zomato scroll karte-karte aadha ghanta nikaal diya, aakhir mein wahi order kiya jo roz karta hoon Lekin wo pehla niwala? yr jannat thi wo 🤤🫠 4 baje ke baad toh bas body chal rahi thi aatma kab ki ghar ja chuki thi Screen ghoorte ghoorte aankhein pathra gayi thin Bas ghadi ki tik-tik dekh raha tha ki kab yeh kaid-khana khule aur main bhaagu 😂 Ab finally ghar aa gaya hoon toh aisa lag raha hai jaise koi war jeet ke aaya hoon Haalat aisi hai ki agar abhi kisine paani ka glass bhi maang liya toh main ro dunga Bas ab main hoon mera bistar hai aur yeh phone hai. Duniya gayi tel lene🤣 🥱