전체 공개 ・ 06.11 ・ 스포일러 포함

2026.06.10 (Wed)
well that was shit one star is purely for the color grading, camera shots, and acting other than that what the fuck here is a breakdown of my thoughts about the movie: 1. first rule of survival: if you see a strange sight, do not engage. i repeat, DO NOT engage. BROTHER. HOW IS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT AFTER GOING THROUGH AN INVISBLE DOORWAY IN A WALL WHERE IT WAS A HUGE FUCKING ROOM, NOT EVEN ROOM, IT WAS A LITERAL FUCKING MAZE WITH RANDOM SHIT LAYING AROUND, "OH I THINK IM GOING TO SEARCH THIS PLACE THOROUGHLY AND SEE WHAT I CAN FIND?" mf that's how people get themselves killed. get educated and remember the fucking phrase "curiosity kills the cat" 2. kat is the only person with common sense in the entire fucking movie. her boyfriend really dragged her into this fucking mess. 3. none of that was scary. yeah i walked into the theater with the expectation of getting spooked a little and creeped out, but other than the first segment, none of the things afterwards was scary or even interesting for me to even engage. i just sat there, watched that mf getting eaten alive, blood spilled, no reaction. i was bored out of my fucking brain. 4. 88% on rotten tomatoes? i guess film critics are just "wired differently" huh (😌) they gave the mj biopic 38% and this shit 88%? alright cool, glad that we've established that critics don't know shit about what a good film should be like and how they should serve the general audience.