they don't make horror movies as campy as this anymore

me at the omega convention: where is hijikata?

dwayne is literally me cos i too discovered nihilism at 15 and refused to communicate

woah. ⌗needthat..... matsumoto leo ur so pretty as a girl....clutches head.......also,, whyd hikaru stopped cross dressing when they started dating WHY WYYWHYWHYYY !!!! pisses me off kinda when josei stories as meaningful as this reduce cross-dressing to insecurity and treat romance as a plot device where they no longer need the "alter" anymore for confidence. i was hoping he'd propose to haruka cross-dressed ykkkkk waste opportunity

this becomes 10x funnier once u realize abagnale's autobio may have been the final scam

tyler durden to me is like if karl marx and nietzche had sex and birthed a manic pixie dream guy

had me in the same crying position i was in at the theater when tony stark died in avengers: endgame

putangina josh had way more patience than me cos if somebody kept shoving that damn camcorder in my face forget the witch i'd start swinging by day two and smash that shit against a tree dont fucking piss me off

all work and no touching grass makes jack batshit insane

i like daouoffroad BADDD ok and the premise is so fun and unique for a bl show cos who doesn’t like a telenovela soap opera-esque yaoi!!!! this is exactly the kind of camppp i'd enjoy!!!! but omg,, so much of the plot had me scratching my head and the vfx were taking me out. i think me and my sis invented at least twenty different inside jokes from the vfx alone. HOWEVER kinilig ako!!! and if kinilig ako then i’m entertained and if i’m entertained regardless of technical flaws then it’s a good show… at least for the first few episodes. the later episodes like from episode six onwards were such a draaaaag. we were basically just rushing to finish it and get it over with. it had a really strong start but it got way too melodramatic even for me and became super inconsistent toward the end

i used to pray for times like this. this was a love letter to the fans and the robot fuckers and the doomed tragic toxic yaoiers and unfortunately i happen to be all threee >.< that optimus/megatron origin sequence was like crack cocaine to me gawd.... I. Am. Megatron. *music blaring* arise... *music cuts* Optimus... Prime. FUHHHHHHHHH ⌗absolutecinema knew i had to rewatch this with headphones bcs the musical score in this is sooooo goooood. and wow turns out when u make a transformers movie wo all the humans it's actually good!!!! who would've thought!!!! i hated the bayverse movies sm michael bay u will pay for ur crimes!!! i feel like the only good thing he gave this franchise was aoe and tlk optimus but wtv xDD can i just say how pax was so darling here. that's my Kitten.

well3x what do we have here... koo kyohwan getting blindfolded and tied up... ⌗say no more

this was a good horror film ik bcs my father started preaching a sermon about demonic evil spirits midway through it and i was like nahhh i’ve watched so many psychological horrors it cannot be that disturbing… well... what the fuck. horror excellence we are so BACKKK

two hours and thirty-five minutes of weaponized bisexual entrapment

delayed this way too long my bad intergalactic jesus i was not familiar with your game

a great philosopher once said, "love is the most twisted curse of all"

no modern romance could ever replicate the unprecedented levels of sexual tension between these two standing drenched and arguing in the rain fully clothed

i dont remebar </3 much of the webtoon since i last caught up in 2021 (?) so i can't judge how faithful this is to the source material,, my reaction to the later eps was mostly just "nangyari talaga to?" (⁠˘⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠˘⁠) lmao i need to reread the webtoon kc i feel like it also doesn't capture the characters that well esp hobin but taehoon tho DIDN'T EXPECT MAEDA KENTARO TO PLAY HIM

as much as i love sci-fi and accidental child acquisition this is just so painfully generic imo (like if u wanna watch smth like this just go see space sweepers) the script is so bad and the acting is so bad too and the worldbuilding kinda a mess :// the only thing i bought here immediately was the US intervening overseas and firing missiles wo a care abt civilian casualties and sticking its nose where it shouldn’t which is very on-brand of them.... BUT the production is good tho i mean u got greig fraser's cinematography and hans zimmer scoring this but those r the only things it's got going for tbh lol i would have loved that the setting was prob somewhere in thailand but there's something funny abt a movie imagining a future where southeast asia has ai advanced enough to change the course of civilization yet visually still stuck with the same corrugated roofs makeshift houses and developing world aesthetics western views always seems to default to when thinking of sea xD

alia bhatt you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you

i too at sixteen made intj my whole identity after taking 16personalities test one (1) time

i feel so floored watching this a second time and realizing sixteen yr old me really didn't understand a thing she was watching.... a film can be so beautiful and still elude the emotionally immature. fuhh so much of this film hollowed me out today + who else mourning the é in timothée chalamet

abolish bromance !!!! skynani should have Kissed

i'm so ??? why did i only just watch this NOWWW i've been meaning to watch this i just could never get past ep 1 but i kept seeing leo matsumoto edits and UGHHHH i needed to See bruh it really does get better after the first episode and they're so Cute caught myself giggling tew i wanted to smack yamato for most of it but that's still my pookie wookie

the average bodega sale experience

Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg he got a real estate scammer bf I'm goin to jail 😫🤯🤣

girl wtv 🤣🤣🤣🤣 on a serious note, pheem… OH PHEEEM... i have always begged the yaoi gods for YOUUUUUUU. i searched high and low for the perfect evil evil sadistic bottom and i found it in UUUU arghhh… i believe this series was tailor-made for me trope-wise! revenge yaoi? check!!! i love when they’re scheming!!! sibling rivalry? check!!!! morally dubious x righteous idealist? check!! woahhhhh when jason appeared and got introduced as pheem’s sugar daddy i have never stood up in my chair that fast my jaw was on the floor. this is the exact badassery i want in a bl. overlooking the vfx and continuity errors, this could've been a really good one??? like based on tropes alone, it’s good??? i definitely WOULD HAVE loved it. however. my major problem though is the story. again i really can’t have a full blast with how repetitive the plot gets and how out-of-nowhere most scenes are. when jason died, my first thought was: what the fuck??? you couldn’t have used him more as a plot device? my second thought was: that’s it? he dies and everything just resolves itself? and now we’re suddenly okayish with our evil manipulative dad and he’s just kissing his bodyguard?? well..... that's basically what happens to all of the antagonists throughout the entire show! :DD there’s so much wasted potential in all the characters tbh. none of the side characters were fleshed out and every death here felt so abrupt too. the directors clearly do not know how to handle a character let alone develop one. so they just kill them off. i’m starting to notice a pattern with how they approach a storyline: they cycle the same plot point over and over again until it reaches the point of fatigue then suddenly throw in some overarching conflict. it doesn’t matter whether the stakes are low or high as long as it drags on for a while before eventually getting resolved in a gunfight. and then again. and again. and again. not to mention how so many plot points either go completely unaddressed or get tied up in the loosest and laziest way imaginable. my god the more i think about it the more it actually pisses me off. and don’t even get me started on the relationship of the main couple. how do i even put it into words… it feels empty and off-putting. their actions and behaviors never seem to carry any believable consequences cos again the story refuses to properly confront its own conflicts and so neither character learns or grows in any meaningful way. the tone also swings way too jarringly. one moment they’re sweet, the next they're killing each other. the show never gives you the time to sit with or process anything bcs the pacing is so fast and erratic. frankly i don’t even care that much about the script at this point in the latter half of watching it i think it’s just whatever. that said this is probably the best role i’ve seen (and will see) from offroad HE WAS SO GOOD IN THIS. but then again… how long can you survive on good tropes alone before the repetitive plot starts to get boring… yk…